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Indecent Postures

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The summer game is upon us

With the reminder that Oscar Wilde mentions cricket in his earliest surviving letter and in his final poem.

In 1868, Oscar Wilde proudly wrote to his Mother that his school had beaten the visiting 27th Regiment at cricket by 70 runs1. Thirty years later, at the other extremity of his writing career, the first description Wilde gives us of Charles Thomas Wooldrige, the tragic dedicatee of The Ballad of Reading Gaol (1898), is that a cricket cap was on his head.

What, you may ask, do these bookends portend? Well, precisely nothing.

Or so I thought.

The consensus is that, apart from dominoes outside French cafes, Oscar famously had a dislike of outdoor games. Football, he is reported to have said, was all very well for rough girls, but hardly suitable for delicate boys2; and, as for cricket, he didn’t play because, as he said, it requires one to assume such indecent postures.3

cricket-Oscar Wilde

As the photograph on this page demonstrates, Oscar remained decidedly unprepared when it came to participating in cricket, content to be holding what appears to be a mascot dog (that refuses to look straight at the camera long enough for the exposure).

Indeed, there is no evidence of his having played the game at all. Until now, that is.

The evidence is in this newspaper article4 which tells us Oscar was persuaded into a game of cricket aboard the steamship Britannic on his way to America for the second time in 1883.

Moreover he appears to have been no mean player, as he was pleased to recount that he had hit a six! For those unfamiliar with the old game, this is the equivalent of hitting one out of the park, or, in Oscar’s case, overboard.

The_Times_Sun__Aug_12__1883_

© John Cooper, 2015.


Footnotes:

  1. Complete Letters, 3 ↩︎
  2. Dominoes and football from Hesketh Pearson, His Life and Wit, 147 ↩︎
  3. Robert Harborough Sherard, The Life of Oscar Wilde (1906), 104. ↩︎
  4. The Times (Philadelphia), August 12, 1883, 1. ↩︎

5 thoughts on “Indecent Postures

  1. Very interesting. Thanks for sharing. I submit it was the uniform (or hat) that might have been his greatest deterrent.

  2. John,

    Do you remember Wilde’s entry in an autograph book in 1877 (Peter Vernier covered it in The Wildean Number 13 in July 1998)? It was a two page spread with questions to answer amongst which was:

    Q. 33. What is your favourite game?

    And Wilde had written:

    Snipe and Lawn Tennis

    !!

    Peter does point out that Wilde had a “…relish for field sports as a young man…”

    Cheers,

    Geoff

    1. Thanks Geoff. Yes I remember, and add that Wilde also fished in Ireland and played golf later too. The aversion to sports was no doubt part of the pose.

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